7 Things
MILEY CYRUS

Producer(s): John Fields
Writer(s): Miley Cyrus, Antonina Armato, Tim James
Label: Hollywood

What is this? Miley’s uninhibited accent + lyrics more fitting for a direct-to-video C-list chickflick + unlistenable screechy hook = killed momentum for the Disney star. “See You Again” was tolerable when in a certain kiddy mood, but this is only tolerable if you are either tone deaf, a diehard Miley fan, or both (they intersect more often than you suppose). She begins the single with a pleasant acoustic aura, only to launch full-throttle into hyperactive ADHD-child mode, rambling words that, like her image of purity, are shot down the drain. If this is supposed to be her Breakout, she needs to identify what she is breaking out of – the asylum?

Verdict: 1.5/5

- Clem